Any Given Wednesday

On any given Wednesday in DC any one of these things could happen:

• It will rain like the dickens
  
• Someone will get shot at the Holocaust Museum
• Your boss will get promoted
• The Metro train will be 100 degrees F due to 99% humidity and no air conditioning
• The Metro bus will be 60 degrees F causing the sweat from the train to make you cold and damp all the way home
• Thunderstorms will knock out power to your house

Or in my case they will all happen on the same day. No lie.