
I felt like I had to ramrod it through regardless of the situation or any doubts about my ability.
My hero: Danny Kaye in The Court Jester. It doesn't matter what he actually does, the candidate passes!
Captain of the Guard: [Hawkins is being tested for Knighthood] He must scale a wall in full armor.
[Hawkins is tossed over the wall]
Captain of the Guard: Candidate passes!
[later]
Captain of the Guard: He must bring down a hawk in full flight.
[a hawk with an arrow is tossed on the ground]
Captain of the Guard: Candidate passes.
Hawkins: But I didn't even shoot...
Captain of the Guard: [shouts] Candidate passes!
[later]
Captain of the Guard: He must capture a wild boar with his bare hands.
[a piglet comes out of a chute followed by sound effects of splashing in the mud]
Captain of the Guard: He passes!
2 comments:
Congratulations, Nod!
--Shoe
Sooo, it worked tossing you over the wall.
Hee hee.
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