Shoved To Them Scandal Revealed!

Flash!

WBN has just learned that rumors are circulating ¹ around the Internets that blogging sensation aka the Mom and author of possibly the Best Blog Of All Time², is selling the house and moving to Dallas this summer in order to hide a shocking secret.

The crack investigative staff at AoftheA³ has confirmed⁴ in an exclusive scoop that aka the Mom intends to convey the blog, Shoved To Them and its entire readership, with the house. That's right, readers, your RSS feed will be packed in a box right next to the Raggedy Andy doll and the extra garden hose and auctioned off to the highest bidder in order to secure an extra percentage point on the new mortgage.

Initial reports indicate that the part of aka the Mom will be assumed by a Ukranian seamstress in Toledo and the role of the Computer Guy will be performed by Professor Wonderful⁵, pending a successful credit background check and first month's security deposit. The parts of the children are rumored to be scaled back to a pair of Siamese cats due to budget cuts.

We here at WBN find this news to be deeply troubling. If found to be true,⁶ a write-in campaign is being organized to petition the courts for an emergency injunction against it, thereby protecting the rights of RSS readers everywhere. We will not be traded like a pack of cigarettes in a prison.

Suspicions are deepening due to the lack of denial⁷ by aka the Mom and the crew of Shoved to Them. Requests for comment have gone unanswered as of this publication.

In other news, llama hair may be a major contributing factor to climate change...

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¹We should know, we started it.

²Voting still open.

³Most Humorous Blog. Again, voting is still open.

⁴Actually, LarryD has no idea this is happening.

⁵Who, as my neighbor in 1984 in California, showed me his perfect feet as declared by the Department of the Army.

⁶Or at least wildly inaccurate.

⁷Mostly because we didn't ask.