Overheard In My House

Nod-girl: I want to go to art school. Mary wanted to go to art school and she just kept asking until she got to go.

Me: Mary who?

Nod-girl: Mary, the mother of Jesus. I don't know any other Mary.

Me: Really? Where did you hear that?

Nod-girl: Rapunzel.

[Editor's note: It doesn't have to make sense, it's just stuff they say ...]