Just because I'm feeling saucy, I thought I'd point out that the Church of Scientology is having a rather bad month.
First, they may get banned from France; now even Wikipedia is showing CoS the door. It's like they can't get any love.
Sure, anyone can bash a Catholic and get away with it; try bashing those Scientologists and you may mysteriously vanish, or get abducted by aliens, or something.
I, for one, welcome our new Alien overlords ...