Funniest thing said all day was by my brother.
He just upgraded the SUV to a full blown family wagon. Yes, that's right, he got a mini-van. Welcome to my world, bro.
A co-worker asked if he had to turn in his "man card" as part of the trade-in at the dealership.
"Yeah, it's all part of the transaction. They burn it right there in front of you. It stings at first, but then they give you some waterproof mascara ..."
Now he's rolling in his own Swagger Wagon.