I don't know if there is such a thing as groundhog grits, but I might be willing to find out just for spite.I saw the big, fat, no-good whistlepig varmint today sneaking about my garden. Since I'm on injured reserve I couldn't chase the rodent. I've never been a redneck, never lived in a trailer, I'm not from the South but I don't quite qualify as a Yankee -- but I will spear the critter with my pitchfork given the chance. It's up to God and St. Francis to spare him if they want him.
In the meantime, the Frugal Yankee has a boatload of woodchuck/groundhog/whistlepig recipes.
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Cabela's.
High Powered Air Rifle.
Silent.
The End.
Open recipe book.
I don't know if it works on groundhogs, but we kill moles with juicyfruit gum. Unwrap the sticks and drop them down his burrow. He can't digest them and they gum up his works. Give it a few days...no more mole. Couldn't hurt to try it.
Hmm, I LIKE these suggestions!
Just don't hire Bill Murray, ok?
The Mom:
REALLY? Gum?
No fun.
Rifle. Tell your wife it is a TOOL.
whistlepig. THAT is funny. (I'm still laughing.)
I'm with Joe, use the air rifle.
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