Tab is Fab

Sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is: Red Bull Sucks.

It tastes like the Ox Bile it was named after. That's where the "bull" comes from: synthesized taurine.

All those so-called energy drinks are loaded with sugar. Sugar puts me to sleep. Red Bull, Monster, Fuze, Full-throttle, SoBe, etc. Bleh. Plus they may cause seizures.

Tab Energy rocks. I don't care if it was made for women, I like the taste and it works. No "sugar", just sucralose (and some other cancer-causing agents). I ain't proud: I drink pink.