Hey! Just discovered another career I never want to have -- piano mover.
Another buddy and I just helped my brother get a "free" piano from a lovely couple who are retiring to someplace warmer.
Lifting a piano up stairs and into a pickup truck without benefit of a ramp was ... horrible to say the least. A quick trip to Home Depot to get some forearm forklifts and the wrong kind of ramps brought it down from outrageously dangerous to merely painful.
Happy piano plinkering, Outpost 2! Never again -- the piano conveys.
Seriously, look at this picture. There is NO good way to do this, only worse ones.